i present to you
the gayest scene ever between tony stark and steve rogers
to all you shippers
you’re welcome
I literally posted this on my facebook last night. Wheo commented: Tony definitely just “hnng’ed.” He’s the biggest Cap fangirl of us all.
It’s true.
| Man 1: | But I'm not Gay! |
|---|---|
| Man 2: | Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki? |
| Man 1: | but I'm not! |
| Man 2: | IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | honestly? |
| Man 2: | THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | probably Iron Man. |
| Man 2: | SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK? |
| Man 1: | yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man.... |
| Man 2: | ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed? |
| Man 1: | well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me. |
| Man 2: | oh yeah.. |
| Man 1: | and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my- |
| Random Woman: | EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN. |
| *awkward silence* | |
| Man 2: | ...and you said you werent gay! |
(Source: joethebatman, via fuckyeahstarkidpotter)
Part 1/2.
I daydream this kinda stuff.
Oversized monsters legitimately scare me
oh my god you guys don’t know how much I fucking love giant monsters so much ALL GIANT MONSTERS
ALL OF THEM
BEAUTIFUL
giant monsters yes good
Giant sea creatures scare the shit out of me.
BUT GOD DAMN THAT FIRST ONE IS COOL
(via homodachin)
Concept Art by Ryan Meinerding
Yet another example why I want the artbook so goddamned bad. *_________* hnngh.
(via pyrogoth)
I was Catwoman, and the Joker and I were living together with Batman after the world locked us all up in a system of caves so that we’d stop destroying their cities, lol. The Joker and I went for a walk through the caves and found a huge ravine, so we made some plans for a zeppelin and then I went into flashback mode in my dream.
The zeppelin idea ‘reminded’ me of when Joker and I were in an orphanage together, and he ran away, wanting to live in the better orphanage next to us, I followed him and we talked, then all the people in the orphanage left and we got the idea to steal the orphanage.Evidently in this world, buildings were made upon plots of land that could be flown, so we went in and activated the land and flew off with the building. As we were flying away we came to a big line and rush of flying buildings, so while the Joker was flying our orphanage, I went leaping from roof to roof, stealing food and stuff from houses. I came back and we ate all the food on the head lady’s desk.
I came back to the ‘present’ and we’d made the zeppelin so we escaped the caves, but we crashed and the Joker died, so I disguised myself and stole a credit card then went to eat in an all you can eat buffet, but it was like… buffet world. One huge buffet lining all around the walls and zigging through this enormous building. I got some plates and a tray for them and went through the buffet. I was nearing the end when I heard some people yelling, and three people came through the line knocking people over and spilling their plates and stuff. I ignored them at first, then they came at me, so I reported them, thinking to hide my identity, but when they started harassing the staff, I went at them and beat them up. Then I politely asked them to leave, but they spilled my plate, and I woke up before I could go through again and eat my food.
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